Contoh Spoof

05.30
Mom: Richy! wake up!
Richi: yes ma, half an hour

at 06.00
Mom: Richy, wake up. (while cleaning the floor)
Richi: yes ma

One day Richi oversleep.
Mom: Richy! Richy! wake up! See! have lunch!
Richy: What time is it ma?
Mom: (pointing at) check it out
Richi: gee, why do not you wake mama?
Mom: I've been waking twice, dear. But you do not get up.

Soon, richi ran to the bathroom and get ready to go to school. Richi then took the bike into the garage. But the motor is leaking tire.
Richi: Damn! Why is this tire leak? I have to run.

However, along the way to school is not smooth. There is only disorder that inhibits Richi. When running, there was an old lady who asked for help richi to take across the street.
Grandma: hey, you. Come!
Richi: what is Grandma?
Grandma: help grandma cross the street, grandmother scared
Because no heart, agreed richipun
Richi: yes nek
Richi ran back to school

Disruption inhibits Richi again
He hit two ladies were very fierce. The ice cream lady falls
Woman: Hey! Do you have eyes?
Richi: Sorry brother, I was in a hurry. (richi walked away)
Women: you can not! You need to replace the ice cream! The price is 10 thousand!
Richi: Yes, this

Richi ran until he arrived at school. But she was surprised, not normally quiet school at 6.40. He ran back and forth but no one found.

Richi: Where are all the people?
He kept looking until he found the one person that is the gardener.
Richi: "pack where all the people?"
the gardener: "This day is a holiday. teachers meeting
Richi: Hadeeeh -, -

TRANSLATE

Pukul 05.30

Mom: Richy! bangun!

Richi: iya ma, setengah jam lagi

pukul 06.00

Mom: Richy, bangun. (sambil membersihkan lantai)

Richi: iya ma

Suatu hari Richi bangun kesiangan.

Mom: Richy! Richy! bangun! Lihat! sudah siang!

Richy : Jam berapa ini ma?

Mom: (menunjuk jam) lihat saja sendiri

Richi : astaga, kenapa mama tidak membangunkanku?

Mom: aku sudah membangunkanmu dua kali,sayang. Tapi kamu tidak bangun.

Segera, richi berlari ke kamar mandi dan bersiap-siap pergi ke sekolah. Richi lalu menuju garasi mengambil motor. Tetapi ban motor tersebut bocor.

Richi : Sial! Kenapa ban ini bocor? Aku harus berlari.

Namun, disepanjang perjalanan menuju sekolah bukanlah mulus. Ada saja gangguan yang menghambat Richi. Saat berlari, ada seorang nenek yang meminta bantuan richi untuk menyeberangkan jalan.

Nenek: hei, kamu. Kemarilah!

Richi: ada apa nek?

nenek: bantulah nenek menyeberang jalan, nenek takut

Karena tak tega, richipun mengiyakan

Richi: iya nek

Richi kembali berlari menuju sekolah

Gangguan menghambat Richi lagi

Dia menabrak 2 wanita yang sangat galak. Es krim wanita itu jatuh

Wanita: Hey! Apakah kamu punya mata?

Richi: Maaf kak, saya terburu-buru. (richi melangkah pergi)

Wanita: kamu tidak bisa! You harus mengganti es krim ini! Harganya 10 ribu!

Richi : Iya, ini

Richi berlari hingga akhirnya dia sampai disekolah. Tetapi dia heran, tidak biasanya sekolah sepi pada jam 6.40. Dia berlari ke sana kemari tetapi tidak ada satu orang ditemui.

Richi: kemana semua orang?

Dia terus mencari, hingga dia menemukan satu orang yaitu tukang kebun.

Richi: " pak kemana semua orang?"

tukang kebun: "hari ini adalah hari libur.  para guru mengadakan rapat

Richi: Hadeeeh -,-